About嬉しいけど，あ〜憂欝 (mixiより転記）
こ８年程続けて某食器メーカーのカレンダーのお手伝いをしている。
食器に料理を盛りつけカレンダーにする。と言えば簡単だがクライアント、デザイナー、カメラマン、スタイリスト、が入ってプランを立て、撮影の段取りで，１ページ２ヶ月分・６枚の料理を作る。今年はファンタジーに，今年は華やかに，四季を感じる料理をと結構毎年難しい注文。１０月に春の材料を揃えるのは結構大変。今回も時間が無いので、イガ栗を東京中探した。暇と時間をくれてゴルフにでも行かしてくれれば、埼玉・群馬辺りは、栗なんてそこいらへんに幾らでも落ちているのに、東京中電話で探してようやく見つかった。
朝の９時からはじめ終わったら夜の１０時。
作った料理の出来映えは、もちろんばっちりでした、
来年もお願い致しますとクライアントが弾んだ声で。
でも考えなくても もうすぐ年の暮れ。早いね月日の経つのは・・・なんか憂欝。私、来年は何歳だっけ
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