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慰安旅行 春スキー

永年お世話になっている志賀高原「熊の湯」が、今年は雪が多く
5月14日迄スキーリフトを動かしていると言うので,今月末で別れる従業員との
慰安旅行を決行しました。パラザ始まって以来,最初で最後の社員旅行

ゲレンデには、1m以上の雪が残っており、5月中旬とは思えない素晴らしい雪の状態。
パウダースノーとはいかないがが、まだまだ絶好のコンデション。
シーズンオフでゲレンデは空いており,思う存分の滑り放題。

熊の湯では今、冬と春が同居しており南斜面は所々地肌も覗き,
そこには山菜が芽を出しております。
夜、料理長が特別作ってくれた山菜料理はゲレンデ脇から摘んできたもの。
長野の地酒もご機嫌の一因。

温泉が流れる近くの川はすっかり春爛漫。
クレソンが自生しており、採っても採りきれないほど。
パラザのお客様に召し上がって頂こうと、たっぷり採ってきました。
クレソンは条件さえあえばどんどん増えてきますので、自宅の隅で
育ててみようと流れてきた根付きの株を持って帰りました。
如何に水の流れを作るかこれから思案しまが、猫額農園では無理。
ベランダにプランターを置き,中にクレソンを入れ,軽く水を流してと思っているが
水位をどう調整しようか。
ミントは使い切れないくらい採れるから次はクレソンもなんて考えています。
食べられるものになると、どうしてか熱心になります。来年は土筆にチャレンジの予定。

 初日、2日目は霧と小雨だったが3日目はピーカン。
陽焼け止めをうっかり塗らなかったので、全員真っ赤に陽焼け。

帰路は信州中野の高速入り口側、農協の販売所「オランチェ」でいつものごとく
山菜、地野菜を買い込み大満足。
もう植えるところが無いのに行者にんにくの株も買ってしまった。

忙中閑2泊3日の小旅行、食べて,呑んで、滑って、あっという間に終わってしまったが、
良い記念になりました。
あと半月の営業を頑張らねば・・。

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クレソンってそんなに増えるんですね。
猫の水飲み器に水が流れるタイプのものがあったような。。

僕も5月の熊の湯が大好きです。スキーも出来てクレソン、山菜やブルーベリー(はまだ早いのかな?)を愉しみ、蛍もそろそろ出始めますね。川にはイワナやヤマメが泳ぎ。
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Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.

The truth is more important than the facts.

Men have become the tools of their tools.

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.

Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--

If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.

The covers of this book are too far apart.

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Everything that can be invented has been invented.

I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

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Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

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Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

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